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He Said / She Said is a series where a lady contributor from Ladies of Craft Beer will pair up with a person of the male persuasion- be it her husband, boyfriend, brother, father, friend, uncle, co-worker, etc, and as a pair they will review two or three beers in succession.
The object of this experiment is to get an idea of how men taste different brews versus how women taste different brews- are there really distinct differences or is it mostly just due to the fact that different people in general have different tastes- while having a blast in the process. What is the real answer? (Is there a real answer?)
You be the judge.
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My boyfriend, James, is a homebrewer and craft beer fanatic, so when I told him we would be doing a He Said/She Said beer tasting, he was pretty excited. Any excuse to get me drunk get me drinking craft beer makes him happy. With the only stipulation being that we were not going to be drinking any IPAs (I hate them and will not drink them at all), we set out to pick our poisons. Wanting a variety of styles, we eventually chose an altbier, a winter ale, an oatmeal stout and a homebrew stout. I would include pictures but they are all stuck on the camera with no way to get them out. So close your eyes and imagine what they look like – oh wait, don’t close your eyes, you can’t read this!

The Lineup
I am the artist in the family, so James’s description was merely “light brown.”
Starting with the
Shiner Old-Time Alt (ABV 4.2%), we poured half the bottle into our wide mouthed glasses. This was a surprise addition the Shiner Family Pack James got for his birthday last month. Since he reviews beers for
Ratebeer.com, he carefully took his notes while I dove right in. I noticed the low head and the amber/reddish color. I am the artist in the family, so James’s description was merely “light brown.” He noted a bready aroma, and once I had a few sips I noted the bread smell, too, but it was more a sensory memory than an actual experience. Drinking it made me think of breakfast toast. As I continued to sip, I noted a sharpness that I tend to associate with a lager, but deeper than a Rolling Rock. Once I said that, James noticed the lager-y-ness, too, but also thought it had a bready, chewy taste with a metallic tinge. Overall, it wasn’t bad, but not a great beer.
Next, we tried the Sam Adams White Ale, aged one year (ABV 5.4%). James choose this for the second tasting for its reported spices, and he did taste coriander once he sipped (though I tell him he ALWAYS tastes coriander in every beer). He described it as very floral, almost lavender-like, though the taste didn’t match the strength of the smell. My first response when it was poured was how very light the color was. Apparently, this beer was once the spring ale from Sam Adams and it tasted like it. It was very light tasting, with a medium-thick mouthfeel. James agreed, saying the spices help mitigate the sweetness, making it a great drinking beer.

Pouring the Stout
For James, once you got past that funkiness it tasted alright. But for me, I couldn’t past the overripe fruit stand smell.
Of the two stouts, we decided to try the homebrew next, dubbed Boris II, since it was a second version of a previously successful stout. Having really enjoyed the first one, we had high hopes for this one. Unfortunately, from the first, we could tell something was wrong. It was highly carbonated, but with absolutely no head. Made in January and bottled two weeks ago, it was very young. Unfortunately, we both agreed it smelled “funky.” For James, once you got past that funkiness it tasted alright. But for me, I couldn’t past the overripe fruit stand smell. I tasted bad red-skinned apples. Either way, neither of us was happy with the outcome, but hope it gets better with age.
The last beer in our tasting was the Firestone Limited Release Velvet Merlin Oatmeal Stout (ABV 5.5%). James immediately noticed it was sweet smelling, roasty with chocolate notes. I thought it smelled dark and creamy, not really roasted. I was excited to drink this one, since it was one I picked out while we were buying beer on a recent trip to Arizona. However, it was disappointing once it got in my mouth. The front end was smooth but then it was like it just evaporated off my tongue. As James put it, it was light and made you want another drink – not how I want my stout to taste.

James the Bottle Opener
In the end, we had fun trying the different styles and I look forward to next year’s release of the Sam Adams White Ale.
James and his friends get together a couple of times a month to taste several beers and when they are done, they rank them in the order of preference. So we did that with the four we drank this afternoon. James’s picks: Velvet Merlin, the Sam Adams, the Shiner and the homebrew. I thought the White Ale was best, nice and light, followed by the Shiner, the Velvet Merlin and the homebrew. Seems neither of us could get past the funky homebrew.
In the end, we had fun trying the different styles and I look forward to next year’s release of the Sam Adams White Ale.
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Nicole Ferweda is a freelancer in Houston who is learning about craft beer, making cheese and who likes to spend her time volunteering for good causes. You can find her at @Nferweda on Twitter and her blogs on DigestThis! at HoustonEntree.com.
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